Sucre Daddy

Recognise the senior citizen in the above picture? He is none other than the legendary Hugh Marston Hefner (born April 9, 1926), sometimes simply known as Hef, founder of Playboy Enterprises. Hef is undoubtedly one of the most powerful man in Porn and also perhaps one of the most enviable man in the world.

So who will envy Hef? Here's my list :

1) Men - senior citizens with pockets as deep as Hef

2) Men - other senior citizens that does not qualify into 1)

3) Men - non senior citizens with pockets as deep as Hef

4) Men - other non senior citizens that does not qualify into 3)

5) Boys - teenagers who have just discovered sex and Playboy magazine

6) Boys - male species undergoing puberty

Hef has been married twice and is father to 4 children. Hef is currently divorced and bounced back in the late '90s as a swinging senior citizen, once again enjoying the limelight and boasting a harem of much younger girlfriends. As of 2009, Hef is officially dating identical twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, along with 3rd girlfriend Crystal Harris (the 3 girls are shown in the picture above). Hef is undeniably the Sucre (french for sugar) Daddy Extraordinarie of this century!

In my world, I have come across 2 types of sugar daddies - Sugar daddy out of the ordinary and sugar daddy wannabes. All the sugar daddy wannabes that I know are mostly men from category 4 (pls refer to my list above). These wannabes have their wives or long term girlfriends but still periodically go out to "hunt" for innocent or not so innocent preys. Wannabes will most probably buy dinner, drinks, cheap holidays and some luxury items in order to keep their preys interested. These preys usually last for not more than 1 year.

Now, sugar daddy out of the ordinary on the other hand is of a complete different league! This sugar daddy out of the ordinary in my world owns a condominium building and personal networth of at least USD 400 million dollars. He is married to a trophy wife and has beautiful kids who are all not living in the same country as him. So this sugar daddy O currently has 6 girlfriends all of whom live in different apartments in his condominium building. Girlfriends all know of each other's existence. Sugar daddy O does not need to go out "hunting" instead he has a special personal assistant (lets call her mamasan O) who hunts for him periodically. Mamasan O manages all his current girlfriends' payrolls, makes sure that the girls stick to their curfews, keeps tabs on the girls' spending and she will do the dirty job for Daddy O - the breakup job! It would be out of the ordinary if any girl lasts more than 1 fashion season. So you may ask, how much does it take to upkeep any one of these girls? Take a wild guess......a whooping USD 180k per annum on average! So, do you think my Daddy O friend is happy and contented? Oh well, he has lived this hedonistic life of sex, money, power for more than 10 years now and he claims he still has the lust to continue this powerful lifestyle. Good luck to you, Daddy O! Will ask you the same question in the next decade.

Now, getting back to Hef, so I showed my hubby dearest Hef's picture and asks him oh so innocently , "Bebe, do you know who this uncle is? Maybe you would like to be like him in future huh?". Hubby dearest takes one look at the picture and gives me the most ignorant and innocent face, "Babe, who is this uncle lah?" Yeah right.....oh yeah.... I can see right through that innocent act! I was about to give my 2 cents worth and then it hit me suddenly...."Ignorance is bliss!" Yeah i rather know less, what you dont know will not bug you, burn you or screw you. So take my advice babes! Till next time.....